HST - Crazy Fucker with a Gun

"The idea of waking up half drunk in the middle of the night and wandering into your own toilet and realizing after not many seconds that there is something basically wrong with the noise that normally happens when you piss into a bowl full of water in the middle of the night, and feeling the splash of warm urine on your knees because it is bouncing off the lipstick-smeared snout of a dead pig's head that is clogging up your toilet... that is a bad thing to see when you're drunk."

Hunter S Thompson
Extract from " Sugarloaf Keys, Tales of the Swine Family"