Mister Money Pants

Mornin mister money pants!
Can you spare a dollar?
I swear its not for me you see,
it's for my aunty nola.

She's sick you see, or so she says,
she's got this gammy back.
and so i need a cuppla bucks,
to buy some lovely smack.

OH DEAR! I didn't say that did I?
I was quite confused!
It's not for smack, its for aunts back,
and for to buy some food.

I'll give it straight to her I swear,
I promise not to tarry.
I'll take it straight to her, i swear!
or at least to uncle harry!