NUTS- ARTICLE 4 (Foodtstuffs and dried animal products)

Kain to Tone

It is an official policy of Australia Post Ltd (and in accordance with the Mailed Goods Search and Seizure Parliamentary Act of 1932- Ammended 2002) that Australia Post routinely screen mail for contraban
objects.

It has been discovered that you have attempted to ship, by air, land
or sea, within the continent of Austraila and her outlying
principalities, an object which is deemed by
Australia Post Ltd (and Section 4.3 of the Mailed Goods Search and
Seizure Parliamentary act of 1932- Ammended 2002) to be an
"Unspecified Danger."

Please respond to the above address, within 24 days, to clarify your
position, or representatives the Australian Customs Police will be
despatched to bring the matter to a swift conclusion.

Your contraban article is listed on our file as:

NUTS- ARTICLE 4 (Foodtstuffs and dried animal products)

Thank you for your attention in this matter and stay safe over the Ester period.

Yours

Jeff Gotleibson


Tone to Kain

Dear Jeff the Wanka.

You can get fucked cos them nuts are MY friggin nuts wot me mum give
me when i was born, and youse can't fuckin touch them or i'll tell her
and she'll cut YOURS off and then howl ya like that ya dirty fucken
guvment barstard! I fucken told them post office shits about me
balls, but the bird i was talkin to got all fucken oooh ahhh when i
shoed em to er and starded fucken yellin and pissin about, so i fucked
off cos i was gunna miss me bus and that. So dont fucken talk ta me
about no fucken fines cos i already put up with all that shit off her
and i already paid fucken 50 cents ta post em and ime not fucken payen
when i awredy paid ya.

fucken fuck you post office pigs!
stony