Rental Reference

To whom it may concern.

Tony Rizza leased a property from me for two years. His rent was
consistently late, and on cessation of his lease it was discovered
that:

1) The toilet had been blocked for a number of months and he had been
using the bathtub as a replacement.

2) Various walls around the house were smashed / graffitied.

3) The beautiful English garden had been torn up to make way for a
marijuana patch.

4) He had kept a little boy under the house, claiming it was "so I
couldn't hear him scream".

I would thoroughly recommend Tony as a tenant, so long as you are
intending to demolish the property afterward.

Thankyou,
A Landlord.